Bank krisen

[Tintin]

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Impact of Credit Crunch on Japanese banking system

Just in case you are not aware of the effect that the English and American banks problems are having on Japan's banks, I can confirm that Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up, Bonsai Bank is cutting its branches and trading in the Kamikaze Bank has ceased after its shares nose dived. At the Karate Bank 500 employees have been given the chop. Analysts also report that something fishy is happening at the Sushi Bank as customers are getting a raw deal.

[bellanca]

Hehe,den var god du

[Tintin]

The gay flight attendant

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'captain marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.'
on his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

'perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but i asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'

she calmly turned her head and said, 'in my country, i am called a princess and i take orders from no one.'

to which (i swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,'well, sweet-cheeks, in my country i'm called a queen, so i outrank you. Tray-up, bitch.'

[william123]

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'captain marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.'
on his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

'perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but i asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'

she calmly turned her head and said, 'in my country, i am called a princess and i take orders from no one.'

to which (i swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,'well, sweet-cheeks, in my country i'm called a queen, so i outrank you. Tray-up, bitch.'

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